Sponge bath it is.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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