i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
