my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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