If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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