You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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