chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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