But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Someone signed my nipple.
Randomize
