You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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