This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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