Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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