i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
