It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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