yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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