Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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