yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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