u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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