My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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