do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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