I'm going to jail i love you
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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