i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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