Duck Duck Cougar?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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