how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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