Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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