"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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