babies were throwing up all over the place
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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