Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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