If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Come see our sink grown plant.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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