But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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