Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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