She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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