cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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