I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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