He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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