There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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