Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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