I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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