If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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