He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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