You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Randomize
