found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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