He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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