People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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