I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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