remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
soo... how was my night?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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