you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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