u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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