My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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