Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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