i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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