I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
