I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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