when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i already hear my dad disowning me
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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